+ your unique Human Design and Astrology blueprint.
Somatic Deconditioning™
The key?
that maximum impact requires maximum effort.
To be “successful” you have to grind, overgive, and play by formulas that flatten your individuality.
That’s what I call fuckwithable (conditioned) success. The kind that looks good on the outside but erodes you from the inside.
We’ve been sold a lie:
At HATHA ASTRO, we burn that script. We help you build unfuckwithable success; the kind that’s sustainable, embodied, and magnetic. The kind that flows from ease not extraction.
Human Design & Astrology, Embodied
Why Somatic Deconditioning™ Changes Everything
Most Human Design & Astrology programs stop at the mind. They’ll show you your chart, your placements, your “strategy” but leave the deeper patterns untouched.
We go further.
Somatic Deconditioning™ works where conditioning actually lives: in your nervous system and your body.
That’s why even when you “know better,” you still default into hustle, proving, or perfectionism. That’s stored conditioning running the show.
Our approach rewires those patterns at the root, dissolving what makes you fuckwithable and restoring the authority that was always yours so your leadership becomes unshakable, your self-trust undeniable, and your results deeply satisfying.
What Is Conditioning
(and Why Mindset Alone Won’t Fix It)
From a Human Design and Astrology perspective, you’re already your true self. Alignment isn’t something you need to go and “search for.”
Nothing is missing. Nothing needs to be added.
It’s just buried under layers of conditioning from the media, your parents, your culture, your education, and every system that taught you who you were supposed to be.
Alignment isn’t about becoming someone new.
It’s about un-becoming everything that was never you to begin with.
But most Human Design & Astrology programs teach you what you are.
They stay theoretical and cerebral.
Which means you can understand your Human Design.
Know your astrology chart.
Recognize your patterns.
…and still default to the same behaviors.
But here’s where most programs miss the mark.
Conditioning doesn’t just live in your mind.
It lives in your your body.
Because information alone doesn’t release conditioning.
Think about riding a bike. You could read 1000 books on it but until you get on, steer, pedal and balance – you don’t actually know how to ride.
THE NOISE
It’s the internal static that makes you:
- second-guess decisions you already felt
- ignore your body to meet external expectations
- consume endless information instead of integrating what you know
- confuse alignment with approval
- stay busy to avoid feeling what’s actually present
The noise is what happens when you’ve been conditioned to outsource your authority.
The noise isn’t just social media.
It’s not your inbox. Or the algorithm.
Most people try to manage the noise with more strategy, more content, more “self-work.”
But conditioning doesn’t dissolve through understanding. It dissolves through embodiment.
Because conditioning isn’t a mindset problem.
It’s a nervous system pattern. Somatic Deconditioning™ changes that.
From Fuckwithable (Conditioned) to Unfuckwithable (Deconditioned)
The Throughline:
- The Lie We’ve Been Sold:
Success comes from doing more, proving more, forcing yourself into blueprints that were never designed for you.
- The Truth:
Success becomes unfuckwithable when you align with your design and release what was never yours.
- The How:
Human Design + Astrology decoded, then embodied through Somatic Deconditioning™
- The Result:
Sustainable growth, ease-led leadership, and the kind of magnetism you can’t fake.
What Is the Unfuckwithable Era™?
Here’s the difference:
It’s the revolution against fuckwithable success:
the kind built on overworking, burnout, selling your soul to an algorithm and trying to prove your worth.
Fuckwithable
Unfuckwithable™
Hustling to prove your worth
Leading from embodied self-trust
Cookie-cutter formulas
Unique-by-design strategies
Burnout + disconnection
Ease + sustainability
Success that looks good but feels empty
Success that feels so good it should come with a parental advisory sticker
Conditioning running the show
Nervous-system-led liberation
In its place, we create unfuckwithable success:
the kind rooted in alignment, nervous system ease, and unapologetic authenticity.
Our philosophy: aligned action creates disproportionate results.
Minimum Effort. Maximum Satisfaction.
Unfuckwithably You.
Our philosophy:
aligned action creates disproportionate results.
When you honor your design and release what isn’t yours, success (without sacrifice) becomes inevitable.
My Story
By all external measures, I was “crushing it.” Managing a multi-million-dollar wine sales territory, traveling for luxury market gigs from Vietnam to Argentina. But inside? Total disconnect.
I was numbing with alcohol, battling addiction, making risky decisions, and dissociating just to get through the week
Until one day, I called it. Packed my bags. Moved to Spain, solo, chasing freedom.
That was my first act of deconditioning.
I then spent nearly a decade in post-traumatic stress–induced dissociative collapse. And that’s why I don’t talk about nervous system work because it’s trendy. I talk about it because it saved my life. Somatics, Human Design, and Astrology are the reason I came back to myself.
It was in Spain that I stopped hiding my astrology obsession (I’ve been at it since single digits; a true Line 2 gift) and dove headfirst into Human Design. But this didn’t magically change things at al? I could read charts all day and drown myself in information but still be numb and avoidant.
Thats when I had a realization. Knowledge does not equal embodiment.
Human Design and Astrology were never meant to stay in your mind. They are body-based systems. After completing a diploma in somatics & body oriented coaching, the systems finally came alive in my nervous system.
That’s how Somatic Deconditioning™ was born. A body-led way to embody your Human Design and Astrology and not just intellectualize it.
By embodying my blueprint, I rebuilt everything. I created HATHA ASTRO in alignment with my natural gifts, scaled to our first 7 figures sustainably, and built a home in the Mediterranean. And now, through our Somatic Deconditioning™ approach, I help others do the same.
The edge you feel in my brand?
It isn't a theory. It’s embodied.
Credentials
- Top Human Design Coaches 2021 — Yahoo Finance
- Top 10 Inspirational Entrepreneurs 2024 — MSN.com
- Bachelor Tourism Management — Capilano University
- Certified Body-Oriented Coach — Somatic School
- Certificate Integrative Somatic Parts Work — Embody Lab
- Practicing Astrologer — Since I was in the single digits
My Experience
- Luxury Market Wine & Tourism Sales— DHS Wine
- Tourism Marketing Coordinator — Tourism Penticton
- Community-Based Tourism Project — Vietnam
- British Columbia Ambassador — San Francisco
- Cultural Ambassador — Mallorca, Spain
- Extensive Travel — Australia, Spain, Vietnam, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Japan, Ireland, Morocco, England, Switzerland, Italy, Germany, Argentina, Chile
When I’m Not Talking About Deconditioning, You’ll Find Me..…
- Jet-setting as a baseline — my passport gets a workout
- Will interrupt you mid-sentence — to pet your dog
- Deep house girl — melodic, mod, XRAY
- Cacao or blue lotus — after yoga and spinning
- Vanderpump Rules — and murder mysteries
- Laughs at stand-up — the darker the better
- Vegetarian — high-protein bowls, chopped salads
- Grilled cheese — very specific, always with avocado
- High fashion — daytime activity because YOLO
- Poker — nighttime habit because range
- Home — Stevie Nicks energy, editorial execution
- 2/5 profile — loved, projected on, misunderstood
- Scorpio rising — I see everything
- Aries sun — I go first and blaze the trail
- Sagittarius moon — I don’t stay smal..
What Is Human Design?
Human Design is your energetic blueprint: a map of how you’re designed to thrive.
It shows where you’re powerful, where you’re vulnerable to conditioning, and how to align with your natural flow.
For me, it was the missing piece: the bridge between Astrology (my first love) and Somatics. And when paired with Somatic Deconditioning™, it becomes the most practical tool I know for making your success unfuckwithable.
Ready to Step Into Your Unfuckwithable Era?
You didn’t build your empire to feel like you’re arm-wrestling life. You built it to thrive.
It’s time to stop being fuckwithable and start living the success that feels like freedom, ease, and full-body satisfaction.
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